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151 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Fri May 21, 2010 8:04 pm

Pocket change wrote:


just spit out my ice tea ya bazturd! LMAO

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152 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Sun May 23, 2010 4:15 pm

PUEBLO, Colo. (AP) — Police say a suspect in a Colorado home invasion had the evidence written all over his face.

A tattoo on the upper lip of 20-year-old Anthony Brandon Gonzales led to his arrest last week in the home invasion of an Elvis impersonator in Pueblo County.

A witness told police that one of the invaders had "East Side" tattooed on his upper lip. Gonzales also has a "13" tattooed on his chin in the shape of a goatee. According to an affidavit, the tattoos were visible even though Gonzales was wearing a mask.

Gonzales was already in jail on a separate drug charge. Police have now charged him with the April burglary, too. Sgt. Eric Bravo said his distinctive tattoo led to the charge, saying, "it's hard to miss him."


Heres your sign..... lol!

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153 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Sun May 23, 2010 4:54 pm

Pocket change wrote:PUEBLO, Colo. (AP) — Police say a suspect in a Colorado home invasion had the evidence written all over his face.

A tattoo on the upper lip of 20-year-old Anthony Brandon Gonzales led to his arrest last week in the home invasion of an Elvis impersonator in Pueblo County.

A witness told police that one of the invaders had "East Side" tattooed on his upper lip. Gonzales also has a "13" tattooed on his chin in the shape of a goatee. According to an affidavit, the tattoos were visible even though Gonzales was wearing a mask.

Gonzales was already in jail on a separate drug charge. Police have now charged him with the April burglary, too. Sgt. Eric Bravo said his distinctive tattoo led to the charge, saying, "it's hard to miss him."


Heres your sign..... lol!

LMAO!!!

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154 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Mon May 24, 2010 1:58 pm

Now I am going to be hungry for chicken for a week with this song stuck in my head.

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155 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Tue May 25, 2010 2:50 pm

Unnecessary Censorship - LOST Edition

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156 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:35 am

Mornin all

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157 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:39 am

Condosan wrote:Mornin all


mornin pig

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158 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:14 am

Hey everyone dont forget tomorrow June 4th is National Doughnut Day!

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159 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:52 am

Condosan wrote:Hey everyone dont forget tomorrow June 4th is National Doughnut Day!

Somewhere back in the late 1940"s early 50's... i remember reading this on the side of a Doughnut box:

As you ramble on through life my friend
remember and keep this your goal
Keep your eye upon the Doughnut
and not upon the Hole
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Doughnut Day event created by the Salvation Army in 1938 to honor the women who served donuts to soldiers during World War II.

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160 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:09 am

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161 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:01 pm

bigrayyy wrote:just what the world needs...

http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2010/06/best-headline-ever/

They have 3-D porn? How cool is that?

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162 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:10 pm

goldenrod wrote:
bigrayyy wrote:just what the world needs...

http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2010/06/best-headline-ever/

They have 3-D porn? How cool is that?
Booooya!!

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163 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:10 pm

always wondered how the ape 'round these parts picks his stocks...think I just found out!

http://monkeythrowdart.blogspot.com/2010/06/swimming-against-may-tide.html

lol!

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164 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:31 am

bigrayyy wrote:always wondered how the ape 'round these parts picks his stocks...think I just found out!

http://monkeythrowdart.blogspot.com/2010/06/swimming-against-may-tide.html

lol!

apes gotta make a livin some how Laughing

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165 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:16 am

ndssomluk wrote:
bigrayyy wrote:always wondered how the ape 'round these parts picks his stocks...think I just found out!

http://monkeythrowdart.blogspot.com/2010/06/swimming-against-may-tide.html

lol!

apes gotta make a livin some how Laughing
At least the monkey is throwing darts instead of flinging other objects

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166 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:51 pm

Condosan wrote:
ndssomluk wrote:
bigrayyy wrote:always wondered how the ape 'round these parts picks his stocks...think I just found out!

http://monkeythrowdart.blogspot.com/2010/06/swimming-against-may-tide.html

lol!

apes gotta make a livin some how Laughing
At least the monkey is throwing darts instead of flinging other objects


GOTTA WATCH DEM MONKEYS...

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167 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:59 am

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168 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:35 pm

Its no laffin matter but this about sums it up

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169 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:50 pm

Condosan wrote:Its no laffin matter but this about sums it up


As funny as that is it's so real it's not funny but I better watch it again cause its funny. Huh

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170 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:12 pm

ndssomluk wrote:
Condosan wrote:Its no laffin matter but this about sums it up


As funny as that is it's so real it's not funny but I better watch it again cause its funny. Huh


monkey logic... Rolling Eyes

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171 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:13 am

Condosan wrote:Its no laffin matter but this about sums it up

Wouldn't be one bit surprised. Rolling Eyes

After all, they did pay big money for school and learn to look down their noses at people who change their tires. If only us little people would fall off the face of the earth, it would be a better world. afro

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172 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:13 am

bigrayyy wrote:
ndssomluk wrote:
Condosan wrote:Its no laffin matter but this about sums it up


As funny as that is it's so real it's not funny but I better watch it again cause its funny. Huh


monkey logic... Rolling Eyes

Well Rayyy, they did try throwing crap at it.

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173 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Fri Jun 11, 2010 4:20 pm

Hank wrote:
bigrayyy wrote:
ndssomluk wrote:
Condosan wrote:Its no laffin matter but this about sums it up


As funny as that is it's so real it's not funny but I better watch it again cause its funny. Huh


monkey logic... Rolling Eyes

Well Rayyy, they did try throwing crap at it.


then they should'a brought NDS in and have a pro do it! lol!

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174 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:10 pm

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
And an all time favorite-
34 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

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175 Re: Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:29 pm

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

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